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December 3rd, 2008

Todo Voodoo: Stick #0063

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Hey you guy/girl on the internet. Thanks for reading and not doing something important instead!

Pixelton Hero: Mamacita!
Technically my mom’s full name is “Mommy-shegomy-bologny-ladyman-the-supreme-zombie-chicken”. I’m not even joking. I called her this name each day for about ten years. She passed the endurance test and lived to see the ripe age of [age redacted for fear of retaliation]. Happy birthday mom!

As a special treat I’ve included a picture of my mom from the 80’s. Since this is a humor comic after all I’ve included one subtle addition. Can you spot it?

You could be a hero: Comment or I’ll be forced to worship the blank space that surrounds us all.

Tumbleweeds of fury,
- Josh

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8 insightful ideas to “Todo Voodoo: Stick #0063”

  1. AvatarCap'n Nobeard
    1

    The flowers! Is it the flowers? No? Come on, you can tell me… The flowers, right?

    So, anyway, what if he turns the stick upside down? Does that make the stick of un-murdering turn into the fabled stick of murdering? Would it work against zombies? What about ninjas? ‘course, it wouldn’t work on pirates, would it?

    What if we were to slice it in half (width-wise)? Would that make one stick of murdering and another of ‘un’ (or UN for that matter)? And then we could repeat the process until we’re left with sticks of ring, red and rum. … Ah, rum. You’ve got this pirate’s vote.

    (B-|)~

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  2. AvatarDarren J. Gendron
    2

    The blank space is my overlord.

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  3. AvatarMiddlerun
    3

    These daily comics are awesome. Pixeltony goodness now pervades my soul. Which is a little uncomfortable but also awesome and slightly erotic.

    And Cap’n Nobeard is right I can totally see Photoshop artifacts around those flowers

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  4. AvatarPeckinpaw
    4

    Your Mom looks like Duchamp’s Mona Lisa… :)

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  5. AvatarJosh Farkas
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    CAP’N YOU WIN! Unfortunately there is no prize.

    The flowers were originally flowers, which were then turned into deadly scorpions, and then into another species of flower. Take that Chrysanthemum!

    I’m voting for the blank space too Darren. Screw comics. All blank space from here on out. Penny Arcade has nothing on my progressive comic vision.

    Thanks Middlerun. :D

    And Peckinpaw, you are awesome. I’ve never actually seen that before and it looks so eerily similar I can’t deny it. On further reading an article said Duchamp was calling out the latent sexuality Da Vinci felt for his mother. Duchamp somehow called this one prematurely.

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  6. AvatarWasd 4.0 Destruction of the World Edition
    6

    Hey, nice pic of your mom! If you hadn’t photoshopped the hair, it would look like this picture of my dad….that has the same background…and same well-groomed mustache…and…

    Josh, are you aware of any long-lost siblings?

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  7. AvatarJosh Farkas
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    WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSDDDDDD! We are secret internet brothers, joined at long last by my Mom’s identifiable mustac - I mean flowers.

    The interesting part about this blog is I can’t say much that people would believe, but I actually do have most likely over ten half-brothers/sisters I don’t know. The odds of us being related are frighteningly high.

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  8. AvatarThomas
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    You tried something new!! Good for you! I?m always afraid I?ll mess up when I try new stuff.

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