ToDo Voodoo - #0060
I’ve been thinking about wrestling bears lately. But my conclusion is: it wouldn’t be fair for me to wrestle a bear on its own. I think the bear would need to be armed.
So first, I’d need to fashion a system that would allow the bear to wield two sawed off-shotguns without needing to manually reload. Next I’d replace the bears natural bear legs with those of a better animal; possibly a cheetah. Finally, I’d augment the bears eyesight so he could see through time by-passing any possible mistakes. The new “time-shotgun-cheebear” would be a costly endeavor, but my plan is to make money on licensed merchandise. Who wouldn’t buy a “Cheebear” or a “mauled-by-cheebear” Halloween costume?
With these modifications I believe it would be a level playing field.
Also, have you heard that the economy is taking a dive or something vague along these lines? Any fun stories of soup lines or robbing the elderly yet? I’ve really been training hard to take on the cheebear. I see him in my dreams.
Hero of the comic: The idiots that would buy my cheebear collectables. I love thee.
Hugs and unstoppable vengeance,
- Josh
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