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October 28th, 2008

Backwards - #0056

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My list of demands when I die:

- I demand to be shot out of giant novelty cannon at Earth’s Sun
- I demand no black should be worn
- I demand a life-size pinata replica of me shall be displayed. Inside the me-ata will be hammers or the organs of other animals.

    I can’t stress how serious I am here folks. If I die without a giant cannon involved you better hope there isn’t an afterlife. (I’d like to double stress that this isn’t a joke. Triple stress if it helps me from a legal perspective. I’m not above having my dead body sue my family.)

    Made of hammers, apparently,
    - Josh

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    5 insightful ideas to “Backwards - #0056”

    1. AvatarHarlequin
      Posted: Oct 28th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
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      “I demand no black should be worn”

      So I’m not allowed?!

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    2. AvatarJosh Farkas
      Posted: Oct 28th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
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      HA! Okay, scratch that. All black for Harlequin. He gets a free hammer too.

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    3. AvatarHarlequin
      Posted: Oct 28th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
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      Wonderful! I’ll probably use my hammer to break open the Josh-ata, for added efficiency.

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    4. AvatarWasd (version 3.4.13 Helpful Edition)
      Posted: Oct 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
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      Will the cannon be in space, or ground-to-sun artillery? Also, will your corpse be thrown haphazardly into space, or are we talking coffin-bullet?

      Just want to know so I can wear appropriate attire to match the occasion. I’d hate to be wearing plaid if we’re using the bullet-version.

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    5. AvatarPeckinpaw
      Posted: Oct 29th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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      just dropping by :)

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