My human needs your help. Would you like to be a production assistant on the future Pixelton book? This would be a paid project and a chance to get your name in a published book.
Send a link to your samples, your contact information, your hourly rate, and your favorite animal’s name to: email@example.com
With my superior dog abilities I will determine the winner so my master can sleep at night. No hard feelings if you don’t get chosen, as I also prefer to eat bugs instead of food. Go figure.
Signatures are for losers,
- Peka (Josh’s fuzzy overlord)