Hero of the week: The kitten people. Believe it or not if you search “funny comic” or “funny gaming comics” you’ll be sent here unwillfully by the GOOGLE GODS. But a spooky chunk of my search traffic is about kittens. No foolin. And they find these photos of kittens and simply explode with feline insanity. I’m not saying this is bad, I love me some cats, but I find it a bit disconcerning. So this one’s to you cat people: may their tiny paws fill the holes you have in your hearts.
Remember: Comment to be next week’s hero or I begin using vegetables!
If you summarized the Bible, as I am wont to do from time, the first chapter would go something like this: God made people because everything else kind of sucked. Mostly the fish. Because fish are strange. (As is my understanding of this sacred tome.)
Today is tax day in America. While most people dread this day I prefer to look at the world as a big optimistic cookie for my eating. So instead of dreaming of the 300 million cowering in fear of our government, I like to think of those that revel in this day: the IRS. I bet they fill the hallways with farm animals, bring live guns to work, and trip their balls off all day just swirling with the sheer joy of unrepresented taxation shooting at anything that moves toward their iron=plated desks. Tonight they will sleep paranoid dreams and awake in their cubicles anew, ready to find creative ways of blowing a fortune in so little time.
Whhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee – ouch,