Grand Opening: The Pixelton Candy Superstore and Overpriced T-Shirt Emporium

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Funny Comic Cartoon Art T-shirts hats mugs and assorted crap

Good evening to you pixel people! You 8-bit warriors you.

Is it just here in Chicago that the temperature dropped to “God why have you forsaken me” levels? Sometime in the last week mother nature punted the ball and ran for the warm waves of the Bahamas. How I do dislike her. A NEW COMIC TODAY?! No, no, no. Sorry. Too much cold for that. My tiny effeminate fingers have frozen into a block form. Oddly, my predictions about gaining mitten hands came true with spooky accuracy. Dare I dream for a world of tropical foliage pirates or will this nullify my newfound powers?

But I do have a store now. Click me to experience the cheesy wares.

Important notes that will blow your mind and make your day and save a kitten from a tree unless it is a calico because those creep me out: I don’t have to do a damn thing to maintain it as well which ensures I can get comics out again soon. Oh, and you may want to read around because I actually made products just to point and laugh at the models. (I am also very good at this though a close second to the art one.) A final brief thought, and that is if it were up to me this stuff would be dirt cheap but after looking around all the print on demand stuff is expensive. And printing them on my own may be an option down-the-line but I would be the worst person to order T-shirt’s from. So sorry on the shoddy prices. Remember with each purchase you’re helping sustain Zazzle’s iron empire of jesus shirts and kitties snuggling on bristol board.

There are even a few shirt made just for the ladies. Why? Because I like to waste my time dreaming anyone but gaunt or tubby men read comics. Yes, I said it.

And now you can view this cheap crap within the blog post…deep breaths people. This internet thing is the bee’s knees in cat’s pajamas on top o’ metaphor mountain.

Special special secret note in slat-speak: Someone voted the comic “Hats” print a 1-star! Lucky I have empathy or I’d hunt them down and make them buy it. Take that!New comic coming tomorrow!

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRR! (The “E” is for empathy, today’s secret word.)You stay classy internets,

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    I spotted the store link at the top of the page the other day and was wondering when the announcement would come along. Looks like I may have to fork over some of my hard earned cash soon. I definitely wasn’t the one to rate Hats 1 star. I think the prints are great and they’d look very cool on my office wall.

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