Obscure Game Music to make you Smile (and my love for an inanimate cube)

1 Votes

portal companion cube comic

I beat Portal a few days back and I should make it very clear that I LOVE PORTAL. When you beat it they make you sign a waiver saying you will love it. The waiver is short but deadly, and I recommend you bring your own pen. Portal’s impact on me was especially ripe since it was my first Valve game. I hear these guys are quite popular.

It is only 3 hours, but somehow Portal has entranced everyone who has seen it in a warm little cocoon of sarcasm. It really is pure joy pressed to disk. Oh yes, and then you get free versions of Half-life 2, HL2 Episode:1, HL2 Episode:2, and a game called Team Fortress 2. Lots of twos. I bet this game was sponsored by the two. And with a subsidy of the word “Free”.

[If you think things like screenshots count as spoilers don't read the below or read it and then hate me for eternity because I comprimised your sacred journey.]

But there is a great lil song at the end of Portal. Nothing major but nice. I can’t stop listening to it. If interested press the white gaps within this text but not the text itself. Untold horrors could have occurred had you clicked the text. Kind of a bad place, I know.

And it reminded me of the absolute best song ever made for a game which not many folks know about. It was Shiny’s last good game, and it was called Skull Monkeys. It involved claymation and platforming and many a lava pit, but the memorable part were the bonus rounds. And all because of THIS SONG SUNG BY A CREEPY NARRATOR. (As before click the white space and not the text otherwise we’re all dead. K thx.)

screenshot_8.png

And for anyone else that has finished this thing, nothing says macho man like having a paper companion cube at your desk. Oh yeah!

(Also, new comic for tomorrow. Don’t tell the cube I told you!)

-Josh

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!



Choose your Adventure!

Read more Comics

Meet the Characters

Join the Happy Action Squad!

6 insightful ideas to “Obscure Game Music to make you Smile (and my love for an inanimate cube)”

  1. Avatarndogg550
    1

    First Post!!!! LOL

    I am intrigued by Portal, and once I hear that they have fixed online lag code for Team Fortress 2, I may be going a bit orange myself.

    Reply to this comment.
  2. AvatarKree
    2

    Ohh how I wish I were not so poor, because I would buy the Orange Box so fast. Portal looks like such an awesome game.

    Reply to this comment.
  3. AvatarFelonious Tub
    3

    Should get it tomorrow or Monday. I’ll probably play that before Half Life.

    Reply to this comment.
  4. Avatarno.good.at.coding
    4

    …nothing says macho man like having a paper companion cube at your desk.

    Let’s not forget the pink hearts on it! Pink! Hearts! Pink hearts! ( I think that should drive home the point :D )

    P.S. I’ve no idea what Portal is. On my way to Wikipedia now.

    Reply to this comment.
  5. AvatarMiddlerun
    5

    Yeah I was pretty befuddled by this post until I checked Wikipedia, the source of all knowledge (including carnal knowledge) to see what this Portal thing is. Now my Demonoid ratio is about to take another battering I think.

    I must say that I too know the thrill of cubelove. I once had a fling with a sexy little Rubik’s cube, but we eventually broke up. We had a real personality clash - I never could figure her out.

    Reply to this comment.
  6. Avatardum dum
    6

    he’s maaaaad poor unicorn

    Reply to this comment.

Leave a Reply