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Hello internet friends! I’ve been stuck in the dregs of an ancient Ice Cavern for weeks. Luckily, I was able to hollow out a snow monster and ride to freedom just in time to post this comic weeks late. Joy!

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Hero of the week: Raptaur! Thanks very much for the kind thoughts Raptaur. Society tells us to consume so much, that we forget how wonderful it can feel to create without a boss harping over us pushing fear or deadlines. Sure, it is harder - but I think there is quite a bit of joy forged out of sweat. Here’s to your new unstoppable project! (And the wonderful terror that comes with a blank page)

Colololor Comic:

Inked Comic:

In honor of the fact that someone found my last rant worth scanning, I thought I’d share another.

The last time I saw my Dad was when I was three years old.
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Helmets on? CHECK.
Seatbelts strapped securely? YEPPERS.
Dolphins wearing the fake googly eye glasses? BRING IT DOLPHINS.

LET THE VIDEO JOYSPLOSION BEGIN

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A few weeks back Mike Rouse-Dean asked me to be part of his great idea: a webcomic that donates all proceeds to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

It is a fun read, and it benefits little kids in need, so go read and enjoy you hero you.

Jump to my (humbly awful) strip!

Read it from the beginning!

All sunshine and puppy dogs,
- Josh

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The fake internet in Grand Theft Auto 4 is so wonderful it defies explanation: You need to be experience it to see its full beauty. Ads overflow promoting useless wares, Web 2.0 sites bask in their uselessness, and ego whores blog until their hearts are overflowing with praise (Hmm…). While the GTA series has always been a parody machine, the fake GTA internet is so skillfully on-target it gives chills.

Yesterday The Unofficial Apple Weblog shared Rockstar’s Apple parody in the fake GTA internet…and to be honest it was rather weak. Funny enough but it hit the only the cliches (cost, ego, beauty over substance). A hit and run satire at best.

But since people seemed to enjoy the tame Apple edition, I thought the internets might enjoy a real Rockstar satire, this time on Linux. The roast rages on for six pages, including one Q&A page which goes to town and back on the corpse of poor Linus Torvald and friends. It makes the Apple parody look like an endorsement by comparison. Enjoy!

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If you fancy yourself a wordsmith please enjoy these stunning talks with Ira Glass, of This American Life Fame. Reasons why Ira forced me to publish them after the jump…
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